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Saturday, May 31, 2008

"Insanity Helpers"

Office fun.






Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.


When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week !!!"



Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.


Sing along at the opera.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.










Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".






Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.














Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."








Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.












In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, PLEASE! All of you just shut up!".











At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

















When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Enjoy Ya'll.

Peace.

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