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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

a bed time story as written by me

DONT MIND THE SPELLING OR ANY OF THE DOUBLE WORDS I WAS TYPING FAST AND MAKING THIS ALL UP ON THE FLY DONT JUDGE ME!

Tell me a story

52 minutes ago
Todd Gage
there once was a woman who lived in a shoe
you could ask her where she was from
she would respond kalamazoooooo

52 minutes ago
Todd Gage
but i digress
so there was a woman who lived in said shoe and that said shoe was in kalimazoo
and she had a problem most southern families do
and that problem is her family grew and grew
so that woman who lived in a shoe.... out in the sticks of kalamazooooooooo whos family grew and grew went to parents and said WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

49 minutes ago
Lol...

48 minutes ago
Todd Gage
so the parents of the woman who lived in a shoe all the way in the sticks of east kalamazooo whos family grew and grew told there daughters youngest daughter
whats her name?
oh yea lil peggy sue

47 minutes ago
Mmmmhmmm

46 minutes ago
Todd Gage
gimme a min gotta come up w some more stuff
this is all off the top by the way
lol
so where was i ?
oh yes peggy sue
it was her addiction to glue
(hld on gotta look up spelling of a word)
that made her promiscuous and untrue and thats why the family grew and grew
she said grandma grandpop thats absurd
can i tell you what i heard? little peggy sue that youngest daughter of the woman who lived in a shoe all the way out in east bumble fuck kalamazoo
asked*
(i hope your entertained lol)
(cause this is hard to keep up with new ideas with)
(but i'ma try and keep going)

41 minutes ago
Lol
I looooove it

41 minutes ago
Todd Gage
so sue spun a tale of her brother billy who she said was banging his gf lilly
the grand parents looked in amazement.... the secret was out now little p sue could not contain it
she looked at her grand parents and said
shocker aint it?

39 minutes ago
Lol that lying whore

38 minutes ago
Todd Gage
(gotta make more stuff up hld on
)
and every time i say this i am taking hits of weed lol
i'm so posting this on a blong
blog*
lol
a blong is sorta like a blog bong
where you smoke articles of knowledge into your memory
but anyway i digress

37 minutes ago
Lol
focus

36 minutes ago
Todd Gage
so lil peggy sue youngest daughter of the woman who lived out in the really ratty shoe in the sticks of who gives a fuck kalamazoo spun a tale about her brother billy (nick name boo) and his gf lilly too
the grandparents were off to confront billy in his room
the arrived to a site to behold when they opened that door
they came in just as they heard YOU TAKE IT WHORE
the grandparents were shocked to the core
boo on the floor
broom handle in his bum and lilly on his sack
grandma had a hard attack

33 minutes ago
Lol hahaha
Fucking great

33 minutes ago
Todd Gage
lol
hard
heart*
woops
u got it though
i really hope you are enjoying this
i digress again

31 minutes ago
I am lol

31 minutes ago
You gotta save this story

31 minutes ago
Todd Gage
i'ma copy and paste this conversation to a blog i contribute to
i never write articles i just post videos
i think they will ban me from writing after this lol

30 minutes ago
Lol noooo
Is that how it ends?

29 minutes ago
Todd Gage
no
i gotta thnk of more stuff
gaw
this is not easy

28 minutes ago
.....

28 minutes ago
Todd Gage
said the man from winpeasy
but thats another story
anyway
so grandma dropped dead to the floor when she found out boo her grandson was some homo whore and grandpa didnt know what to say

25 minutes ago
...

25 minutes ago
Todd Gage
but atleast we found out little peggy sue the youngest daughter that lived with her mother in the shitty motel 8 of shoes in east oh who cares by now kalamazoo was a lying little whore
so what does he do? but re approach peggy sue
he said look here little peggy sue YOU TOLD USE LIES ABOUT THAT QUEER BOO..... and coincidently LILLY TOO! AND YOU KILLED YOUR GRANDMOTHER (nick name puu) TOO!
she said I DIDNT LIE
I COULDA SWORE IT WAS HIM
she said with a shit eating grin
(this is the best childrens book EVER by the way lol)

21 minutes ago
Lol it is!!
Please post this as a note on fb

21 minutes ago
Todd Gage
hahahahahahaha
SHE WAS SMACKED IN THE FACE FOR LYING!
GRANDPA SAID ITS A SIN!
HE SAID HE WAS A SIN TO LIE AND TO HAVE A STUP{ID SHIT EATING GRIN!
oh no is this the end?
NO LIL PEGGY SUE exclaimed
she arose to her feet
she had another story tell
for sure this time she is going to hell

17 minutes ago
Lol

14 minutes ago
Todd Gage
for she told her grandpa that it was not little peggy sue that lived in this raggedy torn up shoe in.... oh fuck the rhyming you know this bitch lives in kalamazoo some where in east fucken shitty no where kalamazoo.... ever heard of it? I THINK NOT cause thats how shitty and no where bound this place is you couldnt find it if you tried.... anyway..... whos mothers family grew and grew to big for this shoe in kalamazoo it was actually her mothers doing

14 minutes ago
Todd Gage
doing of uncle pete
now in most places this is frowned upon
but not there in kalamazoo
not there in that there shoe

14 minutes ago
Grosssss

13 minutes ago
Todd Gage
crazy but legal in kalamazoo

13 minutes ago
Lol was it true

13 minutes ago
Todd Gage
mhm true is true its only gunna get weirder down there in kalamazoo

12 minutes ago
Oo man what a zoo

12 minutes ago
Todd Gage
so when grandpa heard lil peggy sue's story about her mother who lived in said shoe in the ass backwards town we have named kalamazoo
he went to confront her too
but he was reminded of when he busted in on boo
and so he decided to take this one slowly
and cautiously too
when grandpa approached the door
all he heard was bahhhhhh and meeeps
and to his suprise when he opens the door
theres uncle pete drunkenly fucking sheeps on the floor
(btw if you havent noticed NONE of them fuck in the bed)
(cant really rhyme bed w much lol)
uncle pete jumps in his cousins bed
and his father (the grandpa) said YOUR FUCKEN SICK IN THE HEAD
and at that moment the sheep got offended and kicked him in the head
and there lay grandpa

7 minutes ago
Todd Gage
bleeding and dead
(idk if i can keep going w this i'm running out of stuff to say)
i think i've given you quite the story
but i can still finish it out

5 minutes ago
Lol finish it out!!

5 minutes ago
Todd Gage
ok
so the mother of little peggy sue
the woman who lived in a shoe
in that really shitty town i described called east bumble fuck no where, where beastiality, incest, sodomy and other things happen too kalamazoo
appraoched little peggy sue
and said WHAT DID YOU DO?!
at this point you should realize the mothers nickname is mooh
and little peggy sue told her about her grandpa and gramdma complaining about how the family grew and grew
so i killed them because i knew
i knew grandma pu was fucking billy boo
and grandpa kept fucking you
problem solved
good night momma moo said little peggy sue "maybe one day i will make it out on broadway and get out of this shoe in kalamazoo where all this crazy shit wouldnt happen too"
THE END
FIN

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